Use Big Words Carefully: Word of the Day

olive branch

n.

1. An offer of peace.

Example: Mr. Mannerz extended an olive branch to Mr. Bad Mannerz once, per chance, the two were seated on the same M103 bus.

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XVIII

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Lord Alistair Brantley: London born fashion designer

b. Andrea Casiraghi: Son of Princess Caroline of Monaco

c. Jean-Pierre Baptiste: Parisian based man about town

d. Tristan Campbell: Oil heir turned Hollywood movie mogul

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en·croach

intr. v.

1. To take another's possessions or rights gradually or stealthily.

Example: Mr. Bad Mannerz—our fearless leader's arch nemesis—began to encroach on Mr. Mannerz territory by offering poor advice to society's lowest common denominator.

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XVII

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Julia Soares: Brazilian jewelry designer

b. Melinna James: Miami based socialite and aspiring singer

c. Arlenis Sosa: Dominican born fashion model

d. Liv Paul: New Orleans based artist; Studio Museum in Harlem artist-in-residence

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syc·o·phant

n.

1. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.

Example: In another lifetime, Mr. Mannerz was a bit of a sycophant, currying favor with anyone with real influence.

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XVI

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Hunt Slonem: New York based painter

b. Blake Lynes: Gallerist based in Palm Beach and New York

c. Chambers Roth: Jet setting cabaret singer and socialite

d. Aero Lively: Manhattan real estate mogul

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gen·teel

adj.

1. Refined in manner; well-bred and polite.

Example: Mr. Mannerz noticed that the crack addicts he was working with lacked a genteel air.

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XV

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Martin Dean and Dale Mullins: Celebrity contractors with their own show on HGTV

b. Jeffrey Costello and Robert Tagliapietra: Brooklyn based fashion designers

c. Allen Channing and Dudley Blake: Hall & Oats cover band

d. Jaime Santiago and Diego Sanchez: Members of neo-classical design collective

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a·plomb

n.

1. Self-confident assurance; poise.

Example: Mr. Mannerz consistently carries himself with great aplomb.

Fake It 'Til You Make It: I

It may be a while before you can afford Lanvin and Balenciaga. In fact, it's going to be a REALLY long time. We're not sure if that temp job is going to turn permanent just yet. So during the interim, you have to make your wardrobe sing on the tiniest shoestring of a budget.

So what to wear to all of these rooftop summer get-togethers? Mr. Mannerz thinks it's always a good idea to keep it simple when buying non-high end items. Keep colors solid and shapes refined. No need for jingling and jangling. Here's an option you may want to consider:

1. Norma Kamali batwing cardigan ($18 at Wal-Mart)

2. BDG silk tunic ($48 at Urban Outfitters)

3. BDG Super Stretchy Cigarette Ankle Pant ($49 at Urban Outfitters)

4. Mossimo Petrova Gladiator sandal ($29.99 at Target)

5. Kimchi Blue Tie-Dye clutch ($29.99 at Urban Outfitters)

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ze·nith

n.

1. The point of culmination; the peak.

Example: Mr. Mannerz hopes to reach his zenith within the next two years. Read his blog...please.

Who Designed Me?

The rooftop party invites are piling up. Soon you're going to have to learn the art of picking and choosing. Mr. Mannerz would hope that your host or hostess would have impeccable taste in furniture. IKEA is acceptable...until the nicks and scratches and bumps start coming. Mr. Mannerz is thinking more along the lines of Charles and Ray Eames, Le Corbusier, and Ludwig Mies van der Rohe. If you really want to impress your host and dispel the crackhead/street corner rumors surrounding you, act like you know what refined design is. Let's start with the most iconic chair in the history of design:

a. Ettore Jay: Bibendum chair

b. Eileen Gray: E 1020 chair and ottoman

c. Charles and Ray Eames: Lounge chair and ottoman

d. Marcel Breuer: Wassily chair and stool

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gar·ish

adj.

1. Marked by strident color or excessive ornamentation; gaudy.

Example: Mr. Mannerz adores his sister, despite her garish interior decorating sense.

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XIV

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Jacqueline Simpson: Atlanta and New York based entertainment lawyer

b. Naomi Murphy: Screenwriter and film producer based in LA

c. Lorna Simpson: Brooklyn based artist and photographer

d. Helena Lopes: Chair of Women's Studies at Columbia University

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gen·ial

adj.

1. Having a pleasant or friendly disposition or manner.

Example: Mr. Mannerz's ultimate goal is bring out any genial qualities his crystal meth addicted pupils may possess.

What Am I: Art X

We're almost at a month with this blogged finishing school, my dearest crackhead. I know you continue to dabble in "the stuff" on occasion with your lowlife, good for nothing friends despite my urging you to do otherwise. At least stay off "the stuff" during museum hours. Heaven forbid you confuse the Mona Lisa with La belle ferronnière.

a. Portrait of a Seated Lady by John Singleton Coply

b. Whistler's Mother by James Abbott McNeill Whistler

c. That's My Mama! by Randy Watson

d. Self Portrait by Grandma Moses

He(e Hee) Will Be Missed: Remembering Michael Jackson

Mr. Mannerz can remember the first time he was privy to the sounds of the King of Pop. Two words: Epcot Center. Two more words: Captain EO. Picture it: Disney theme park in Orlando. 1987. Young boy-about-town visiting his senile grandmother at her retirement village in Kissimee, Florida. He convinces her to take him on her church trip to the house that Mickey built. But because he wants bigger, more intellectual thrills than the Magic Kingdom has to offer, he opts for Epcot Center.

For the most part, I was bored out of my mind with the attractions at the park. But then came the gloved one. I can't remember much of the film—lots of George Lucasy types of laser beams and zingy sound effects. It wasn't Star Wars...hell, it wasn't even Roller Boogie, but Mr. Jackson left an indelible mark on Mr. Mannerz.

Mr. Jackson, you will be remembered for your orginal style, you wonderful loafers, marvelous sequined gloves, beautiful afro, juicy Jheri curl, and (un)believable lace front weave. No one will ever be able to replace you: not Justin, Usher, Neyo, or your nephews 3T. You were one in a million Miguel. Mr. Mannerz loves you forever and always.

Use Big Words Carefully: Word of the Day

ob·fus·cate

v.

1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand.

Example: Mr. Mannerz's makes a great effort not to obfuscate the dreadful effects of frequent meth use.

Who Dat? Cocktail Primer XIII

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.



a. Paul Thomas Anderson: Director of Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood

b. Bert Hill: Author of Article 23 and Cutter and Bone

c. Charlie Ahearn: Director of classic hip hop film Wild Style

d. James Evans: Back-to-nature advocate and columnist for the New York Times

What Am I: Art IX

It's been weeks since you've joined Mr. Mannerz on a quest to for self-enlightenment. I've been schooling you on the finer things in life and I hope you're following along. I really do. That crystal meth and low-life way of being will get you nowhere—FAST. By now you should be able to differentiate between fine art and couch art, right?

a. The Girl With the Blue Scarf by Titian

b. Girl With a Pearl Earring by Vermeer

c. The Gaze by Rembrandt

d. Seated Girl by Caravaggio

Act Live You've Got Sense III

Don't automatically assume that the only two Asian friends you have are perfect for each other. You know when you tell Haru that you have just the right girl for him? And he makes that weird face every single time? Whenever you have a conversation with him you enjoy bringing up your lone Asian female friend Kameko. And when you tell her about Haru, she does the same thing, but she adds the proverbial eye-roll?  Well, stop doing it. 

Perhaps they're gay. Maybe they don't date other Asians. Maybe they're straight and do prefer Asians but don't want you to meddle in their private affairs. Since they're too polite to tell you to butt out of Asian people's private affairs, Mr. Mannerz will tell you: butt out of your Asian friends private affairs! Besides, your main concern should be getting off of that dreadful meth you still dabble in. 

Use Big Words Carefully: Word of the Day

cal·low

adj.

1. Lacking adult maturity or experience. 

Example: Mr. Mannerz's main aim in life is to school the callow, meth-addicted youth of the world. 

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a·bom·i·na·tion

n.

1. Abhorrence; disgust.

2. A cause of abhorrence or disgust.

Example: Mr. Mannerz considers breast tattoos an abomination—especially on a bride.

What Am I: Art VIII

For most of you, you're settling into the work week. Now you can let your coworkers know how much better you are than them by mentioning all of the wonderful works of art you saw over the weekend. While they played beer pong at some boorish bar in Kips Bay, you took advantage of the free admission at various museums in the city. You really make me proud, you know that?

a. Las Mujeres by Gareth Holmes

b. The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo

c. Storm by Claudia Winters

d. Seated II by Diego Rivera

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XII

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Vanessa Tyne-Humphreys: D.C. lobbyist and author of several bestsellers on contemporary politics

b. Susan Fales-Hill: Socialite, author, producer, and sitcom writer (The Cosby Show and A Different World)

c. Barbara Taylor-Walsh: CNN anchorwoman on Headline News

d. Denise Nevins-Jones: Restaurateur and Food & Wine columnist

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o·bliv·i·ous

n.

1. Lacking all memory; forgetful.

2. Lacking conscious awareness; unmindful.

Example: Mr. Mannerz was utterly oblivious to people staring at his brightly colored sock while he sat on the downtown M5 bus.

What Am I: Art VII

You're probably at the point where you've been able to cut your research down to mere minutes. Not only are you learning about a whole new world, my little crackhead, but you're also perfecting your Google skills.

a. To Be Held by Gareth Holmes

b. Mother Maternal by Susan Phipps

c. Cradled Child by Nora Parker

d. Mother and Child by Romare Bearden

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer XI

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Brad Sellers: Travel photographer for The New York Times magazine

b. Ergun Arman: Turkish fashion photographer; work has appeared in international editions of Vogue and Elle

c. Bailey Hollingsworth: English aristocrat and chief photographer for the House of Windsor

d. Scott Schuman: The Sartorialist—blogger and photographer of streetwear

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strin·gent

adj.

1. Imposing rigorous standards of performance; severe.

2. Constricted; tight

Example: Mr. Mannerz found that the best way to get through to his pupils was with a stringent attitude and a firm hand.

What Am I: Art VI

It feels so good knowing I'm making an impact on your life. One day—and I hope this day is in the near future—you will look at your ratty, sheetless mattress and know you deserve better. Here's another important piece I want you to research. You're an exceptional researcher. You found the cheapest dealer a couple of neighborhoods over. So I ask that you exhaust your energy on something more positive.

a. Howard by Meret Oppenheim

b. Barry by Andy Liechtenstein

c. Phil by Chuck Close

d. Bill by Barry Newcombe

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer X

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Becca Cason Thrash: Houston socialite and connoisseur of haute couture (the REAL stuff)

b. Amanda Morris Moore: VP, Director of Merchandising at Neiman Marcus

c. Lydia Baylor Tyne: Palm Beach real estate mogul

d. Theresa Romano Russo: Owner of TR22, a northeastern chain of stores for plus size tweens and teens

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mo·rose

adj.

1. Sullenly melancholy; gloomy.

Example: Mr. Mannerz often found himself in a morose state when reruns of Silver Spoons didn't include Alfonso Ribeiro.

What Am I: Art V

By now I hope you've become accustomed to looking at a new piece of important art everyday. Isn't culture so much better than controlled substances? Crystal meth is so overrated. Or so I've be told.

a. Death by Charlotte by Jean-Louis Baptiste

b. The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David

c. The Letter by Gabriella Rosetti

d. La Mort de Auguste by Pierre Rainier-Chanel

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer IX

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. Nicola Vassell: Director at Deitch Projects

b. Bonnie Morrison: Fashion publicist

c. Malika Connors: Random House chick-lit author of 3 New York Times bestsellers

d. Dina Jameson: Chair of the English department at Barnard

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in·fan·til·ize

n.

1. To reduce to an infantile state or condition.
2. To treat or condescend to as if still a young child.

Example: Mr. Mannerz found his former supervisor's patronizing behavior completely infantilizing

What Am I: Art IV

By now I hope you've become accustomed to looking at a new piece of important art everyday. Isn't culture so much better than controlled substances? Crystal meth is so overrated. Or so I've be told.

a. Where There's Smoke... by Chuck Phar

b. Fire by Nancy Lewis

c. Burn by Kara Walker

d. Ignite by Earl Lopes

Who Dat? Cocktail Party Primer VIII

Remember, Mr. Mannerz doesn't just hand over the answer. Multiple choice, of course.

a. David Eisenbach: Historian, media expert, and professor at Columbia University

b. Aaron Bastian: President of men's fashion at Barneys New York

c. Ettore Mendini: Postmodern architect and founding member of the Memphis Group

d. Richard Crowe: Senior political columnist for the International Herald Tribune

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tra·jec·to·ry

n.

1. The path of a projectile or other moving body through space.
2. A chosen or taken course.

Example: Mr. Mannerz opted for a different career trajectory than his cow-tipping friends from high school.

Act Like You Know: Cities I

Please don't let it be known that you've never left your hometown before. It's not a good look. But the world doesn't need to know that. Mr. Mannerz is not advocating lying or deception. Mr. Mannerz is more about being vague when it comes to the past...particularly your past (read: controlled substances, bank robbery, accessory to murder, identify theft, shoplifting, insurance fraud, outstanding parking tickets, drug smuggling, embezzlement, kidnapping, grand larceny; etc).

When your boss mentions a trip to Copenhagen or Istanbul he took last year, please keep the visceral ignorant reaction under wraps. As I've done with art and food, I'm going to teach you about travel without you ever having to board that Greyhound bus you used to escape prosecution.

When the next person asks you where you holidayed recently, simply answer, "I was supposed to go to [insert international city here] last winter, but I had to deal with a minor crisis here in [insert city you're currently living in]."

In this series, Mr. Mannerz won't be talking about cities people travel to often, like Paris, London; etc. We need to go down the road less traveled by mediocre Joe Schmos like your boss.





St. Petersburg: One of the world's most beautiful cities, this Russian cradle of culture boasts the State Hermitage Museum and the Mariinsky Theater. You intended on staying at the premier Grand Hotel Europe (5 stars, my dear) and dining at Adamant (not Adam Ant—Adamant, as in "unyielding"). Your days were to consist of strolling along the Neva River and taking in the museums and cafes and your evenings would have involved the opera and White Nights—practically broad daylight for 24 hours. Considered the "Venice of the North", St. Petersburg will eventually be a part of your travel portfolio. And when you go there, please stay away from conspicuous looking men in Matrixesque leather jackets hanging on the street corners. Aren't you tired of that life?

What Am I: Art III

Moving right along. Mr. Mannerz is really pleased with your progress. In just a week's time, you've learned about art, fashion, food, how to pronounce certain words and what not to say to your ethnic friends. By the time you decide to take a trip to the Hermitage or the Getty, you'll be an art historian...of sorts.

a. The Child's Bath by Mary Cassatt

b. Gentle Feet by John Singer Sargent

c. Quiet Time by Marie Constantin

d. Le Bath Avec Maman by Robert Henri