Thursday, June 18, 2009

Act Live You've Got Sense III





Don't automatically assume that the only two Asian friends you have are perfect for each other. You know when you tell Haru that you have just the right girl for him? And he makes that weird face every single time? Whenever you have a conversation with him you enjoy bringing up your lone Asian female friend Kameko. And when you tell her about Haru, she does the same thing, but she adds the proverbial eye-roll?  Well, stop doing it. 

Perhaps they're gay. Maybe they don't date other Asians. Maybe they're straight and do prefer Asians but don't want you to meddle in their private affairs. Since they're too polite to tell you to butt out of Asian people's private affairs, Mr. Mannerz will tell you: butt out of your Asian friends private affairs! Besides, your main concern should be getting off of that dreadful meth you still dabble in. 

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